You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
