I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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