Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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