You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
My vagina is very pro this idea
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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