Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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