So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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