Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
My vagina is officially offended.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Randomize
