He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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