we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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