Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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