did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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