Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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