Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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