Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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