It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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