i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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