yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
PANTIES FOUND
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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