So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
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He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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