If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
