I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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