It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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