in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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