He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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