You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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