It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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