just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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