it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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