the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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