Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Dear god my vagina.
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