I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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