i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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