It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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