so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I cut my penus on the lid.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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