I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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