I just cut my nipple shaving
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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