she woke up with a sticky ear
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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