I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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