I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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