Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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