May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
