Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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