i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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