imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
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It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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