this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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