so that wasnt chicken after all
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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