Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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