Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it