Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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