It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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