I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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