its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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